41 Mike Horney

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Nationality
usa United States
Position
Defender
Birthday
December 10
Age
27
Height
6'0"
Leagues
USAFL Men's

Born and raised in Baltimore. Migrates from DC. His brother-in-law and fellow Docker, Kit Drury, offered him beer to attend practice in 2016 and he’s been hooked ever since. Drummer of the soon-to-formed rock band of all Dockers members.

Career accolades: 25+ games, 0 goals, 2 iron man awards, 1 broken finger, 1 concussion, 15 times blacked out, 8 time puked the next morning, 3 time shit his pants during game, 1 time punched in the face, 1 time punched his teammate in the face, 1 time cried on a footy trip.